laptopped:

Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick

(via surprisebitch)

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina, via queenofsabah)

Someone skipped leg day
Comel
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
#164

swimmingproblems101:

When you borrow someone’s goggles and they break in your hands

 

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000, via laughing-llama)